Alice in Wonderland Quotes: The Movie’s Weirdest Quotes

Tim Burton’s film adaptation of the children’s book classic “Alice in Wonderland” is a dark work with bizarre sayings. We have the best quotes ready for you.

In 2010, Tim Burton created another dark, albeit funny work when he took on the children’s book Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” has only a limited amount in common with the actual story and the Disney film adaptation: The stubborn Alice (Mia Wasikowska) does not want to be subordinate to social conventions. When she prefers to run after a rabbit (Michael Sheen) with a vest and pocket watch, she promptly falls down a rabbit hole and finds herself in the “Underland”. There she meets the wise and hookah-smoking caterpillar Absolem (Alan Rickman), the twins Diedeldum and Diedeldei (Matt Lucas), the Cheshire Cat (Stephen Fry) and of course the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp). The Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter) has usurped the crown and reigns in tyranny over Wonderland. Alice’s job now is to slay the Jabberwocky on Blumertag, end the Red Queen’s power and restore the White Queen (Anne Hathaway) to the throne. However, whether she is “the real Alice” is something the residents of the Unterland are arguing about. And Alice herself assumes that she is only dreaming. The film is a whimsical work in which Tim Burton sharpened the characteristics of the beings and almost seems like a sequel to the children’s film. Because Alice has been to “Unterland” before. As cranky as the creatures are, their sayings are funny and wise at the same time. We have put together a list of the greatest and weirdest quotes for you.

Unlike Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland: Through the Looking-Glass” sequel, the film sequels we present to you in our video were anything but popular.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice’s Quotes

  • “Who decides what is appropriate? What if the appropriate attire was a cod? Would you put one on?”
  • “I’m sorry. I’m not the wrong Alice on purpose.”
  • “From the moment I went down the rabbit hole, I was told who to be and what to do. I’ve been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot. I was accused of being Alice and not being Alice. It is my dream! I decide what happens next!”
  • Hatter: Have I lost my mind? Alice: I’m afraid so. You’re out of your mind. But I’ll tell you something: that’s what makes the best.”
  • “I sometimes believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

Alice in Wonderland: Mad Hatter Quotes

  • “You’re terribly late, you know. Naughty.”
  • “Time had snapped and stopped altogether. No more ticking.”
  • “We need to get started with the slaying and stuff.”
  • “The whole world is doomed and the poor grin is losing his appetite for tea!”
  • “The best way to travel is by hat.”
  • “The Jabberwock with eyes aflame and clawpack and snarling teeth, take good care of the Jabberwock and the joyful Bandersnatch. He holds the Mrutal sword by the hilt, the blade cutting bit by bit. It flows all red, it reaches after death, he returns with his head.”
  • “You are not the same as you used to be. You were far more. several. You have lost your moreness.”
  • “I’ve been thinking about things that start with the letter M: bitch, mutiny, misdeed, murder.”
  • “What a pitifully big head you have. I would absolutely love to protect him.”
  • Alice: “It’s impossible!” Hatter: “Only if you think it is.”
Alice joins the fight with the White Queen and the Mad Hatter. (© IMAGO / Allstar / Walt Disney)

Alice in Wonderland: Cheshire Cat Quotes

  • “I stay out of politics.”
  • “All the talk of blood and slaying spoils my appetite for tea.”
  • “I can honestly say I love this hat. I would only wear it on formal occasions.”
  • “You were the best Chuck Wacken dancer in all of the Underlands.”

Alice in Wonderland: Absolem’s Quotes

  • Absolem: “The question is: Who are you?” Alice: “Alice.” Absolem: “We’ll see.”
  • White Rabbit: “Clear that for us Absolem: is she the real Alice?” Absolem: “Not entirely.”
  • “I said you weren’t entirely Alice, but you’re more her now, so you’re almost Alice.”
  • “No one has ever achieved anything with tears.”
  • “I can’t help you if you don’t know who you are, stupid brat.”

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“Alice in Wonderland”: Quotes from the Red Queen

  • “Off with her head!”
  • “I love tadpoles on toast almost as much as caviar.”
  • “Anyone with a head that big is welcome at my court. Dress this colossal girl!”
  • “Miranda makes everyone fall in love with her: male, female, even the furniture.”
  • “Never mind, the man is crazy.”
  • “I love morning executions.”
  • “It is far better to be feared than loved.”

“Alice in Wonderland”: quotes from various creatures

  • “You’re almost 20 Alice, your pretty face won’t last forever.” Margaret Kingsleigh (Jemma Powell)
  • “I can’t hang out with a dandy rabbit, I’m waiting for my fiancé.” Aunt Imogene (Frances de la Tour)
  • “If she were, she could well be.” “But if she’s not, then not.” “But if she’s, then yes.” “But it’s not her, nothing there.” Diedeldum and Diedeldei
  • “The trees seem sad. Have you spoken to them?” White Queen
  • “I guess there’s an ulcer growing inside her, it’s pinching her brain.” White Queen
  • “You shouldn’t base your life on others. You alone must make the decision.” White Queen

Here you can see “Alice in Wonderland” in the stream

You can currently follow the Tim Burton film adaptation with a Disney+ subscription or rent it for a fee with an Amazon Prime subscription, as can the sequel “Alice in Wonderland: Through the Looking Glass”. The 1954 Disney film adaptation is also available with a Disney+ subscription or is available for a fee on Amazon Prime, as well as two seasons of the 1984 series “Alice in Wonderland”.

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